About? About what?
But I hate talking about myself! Truly this is no way to get to know someone.
Fine - I'll give you a little blurb if it makes you happy.
I am Scott Bauer. THUNDER CLAP - Yes - The Scott Bauer. There may be other Scott Bauers (Baueri?), but I'm the best Scott Bauer (don't tell the others, please). I write code. I write blog posts, as well, apparently... I don't know how that happened. I also write weird rambling About pages.
I am smart, fast, adaptable, and get things done.
I prefer that my work has meaning.
In my spare time, I use Clojure to learn new things.
You could consider me a husband, father, and cat owner. I also do traditional woodworking. Before you ask, "What?", that means I do not use power tools. Before you ask, "Why?", it is because I do not want to deal with all the extras involved in maintaining them. I certainly appreciate lunchbox planers for the time they save when preparing stock.
I've been in the warm embrace of computers and glowing monitors for as long as I can remember. Back when playing Warcraft or Darklands meant hoping you could find that piece of paper with the DOS command to launch the executable because you were too young to understand what any individual command meant... so, for me, the Nineties - what a time that was.
The number of times the word I was used was: 21. Therefore, that is enough about me - what about you? Go ahead and ask if you have questions or need anything. Here are some ways to reach me. As long as it isn't creepy or spam you will get a response.